I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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