I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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