I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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