This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
we should paint friendship bongs
His nipple licking is glorious
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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