On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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