I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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