i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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