yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you mean i was at the winter classic?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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