my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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