is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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