It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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