I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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