I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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