youre lurking in front of me
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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