I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Enjoy the penises
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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