college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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