He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I need to stop coming to work sober
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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