yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
a search helicopter?!
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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