He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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