wrigley field is MILF paradise
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'm both gender and math confused
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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