this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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