I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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