I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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