i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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