how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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