Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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