Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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