yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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