i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
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