You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Even my vagina gasped.
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I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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