guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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