What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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