I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize