that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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