i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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