I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
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Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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