Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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