6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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