Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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