sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
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She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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