Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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