I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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