Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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