nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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