Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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