I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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