let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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