Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize