fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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