The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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