But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
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naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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